Shakespeare on Recorders



Dead End

RECORDERS
Hamlet,O, the recorders:-let me see one.- To withdraw with you:-why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil?
Guildenstern,O, my lord, if were my duty be too bold my love is too unmannerly.
Hamlet,I do well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe.
Guildenstern,My lord, I cannot.
Hamlet,I pray you.
Guildenstern,Believe me, I cannot.
Hamlet,I do beseech you.
Guildenstern,I know no touch of it, my lord.
Hamlet,'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with your finger and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will disclose most eloquent music. Look you, these are the stops.
Guildenstern,But these I cannot command to any utterance of harmony; I have not the skill.
Hamlet,Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me! You would play on me; you would seem to know my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to the top of my compass: and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think that I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me you cannot play on me.